Adam is a comedy writer & performer who has studied comedy writing with Rich Talarico, Peter Grosz, Kevin McDonald, Doug Karo, and Kim “Howard” Johnson. As an improvisor he has taken classes from Will Hines, Dave Razowsky, Carla Cackowski, Nick Armstrong, and Josh Nicols. Adam has taken classes at the Annoyance Theatre, Magnet Theater, and Second City; and is a regular performer at the Harrisburg Improv Theatre.

Adam lives in PA with his wife and two daughters. In his extremely limited spare time, he cuts apart wood and glues it back together. Sometimes the result is furniture.

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2021-11-06

No toilet for returning SpaceX crew, stuck using diapers. Despite the toilet going through extensive R&D, the crew will now have to use A&D.

No toilet for returning SpaceX crew, stuck using diapers. Making this worse is the face that none of the crew can stay on their backs long enough to be changed.


2021-10-29

In the middle of a crisis, Facebook Inc. renames itself Meta. When asked what Facebook should change it’s name to, Kanye who now goes by Ye, said “ook”.

Exxon CEO denies spreading disinformation on climate change. His defense is claiming that once something like that leaks, it’s very hard to clean up.


2021-10-16

A Japanese billionaire gets ready for a December space mission. It makes sense why a billionaire would want to go to space, because space is the furthest you can be out of touch.

QAnon figure says he’s running for Congress in Arizona. Even though his constituency is in AZ, he’ll only be listening to anonymous people on the internet.

A court ruled that a town must turn over emails to a gas pipeline builder. If the pipeline builder wants to have good luck, he must pass those emails along to ten people.

The Nebraska Attorney General ruled that doctors can prescribe controversial COVID drugs. This is great news if you’re a mare with worms.

Seattle schools suspending over 100 bus routes. Now teens will be even more tired and depressed at school.

Sandwich-themed New Orleans festival put off due to COVID-19. Festival goers will have to settle at home for a PB&J on two end pieces.

Hong Kong seizes smuggled Australian lobsters amid China ban. The lobsters were discovered in an Outback.


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