Bill Gates and Melinda French Gates finalize their divorce. It took a little bit longer than normal to get everything formatted correctly in Word.
Massachusetts cop fired over improper use of database to look up women. Apparently he had trouble using Facebook.
Tennessee won’t incentivize COVID shots but pays to vax cows. Leaving 5th grades the first ones to point out that’s the wrong type of herd.
Mistaken identity lands a man in Hawaii into a mental hospital. The good news is that he was already in a mental hospital when he was confronted by this nightmare.